If, like me, you were intrigued by the recent Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes reviews and went looking for a copy on Amazon, the online store probably responded with a funny question: “Did you mean Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Holes? Thanks for asking, Bezos-mart, but no, I literally didn’t mean any of that.
three hopes it’s coming Warriorsstyle continuation Fire Emblem: Three Houses, the 2019 game that revived the near-universal love of the classic Nintendo series. Other franchises have also been subject to musou in recent years, most notably The Legend of Zelda as well as Persona 5. The people, apparently so excited three hopeshowever, that they are massively wrong in their searches, or at least so much so that Amazon’s algorithms think Three Holes might be a game. real subtitle.
And it’s not just me. Social networks are full of similar stories from people who went in search. three hopes on Amazon only to ask if they meant Three Holes. Actually, Search on Twitter for “Fire Emblem Three Holes” shows several people using the term both jokingly and mistakenly outside of the Amazon context. Maybe the romantic turn the series has taken with modern installments means that people can’t help but imagine lewd scenarios when buying this spin-off.
I guess the only question that remains is whether Three Holes refers to a single person or some sort of polyamorous multi-lover scenario. I can’t believe I just typed this.
Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes will land on Switch this Friday, June 24th. It’s possible players will get this nonsense out of their systems when the full game is finally available, but from experience, I fully expect everyone to go too far with their love and attraction to these digital characters. . As long as you all keep your wandering eyes away from Yuri, my real real boyfriendwe won’t have a problem.